The Silly Little Book of Stupid Jokes

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Because it was a moth-ball.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go to the ghoul's school disco?

He had no body to go with.

Teacher: What happened to your homework?

Boy: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

You'll find loads more stupid jokes jokes inside - all in this handy-sized little book. There are jokes about everything from classrooms and cannibals to canaries and Count Dracula - in fact, about every subject imaginable.

When you need a few stupid jokes, this is the book for you.