Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior

From inside the front cover:

The incomparable Miss Manners, whose advice on etiquette is carried in newspapers from coast to coast, is the nation's foremost--and funniest--authority on proper behavior. Her book is correct and complete, and the reader who obeys it will be able to proceed in an orderly fashion from birth to death without making a single false move. It is also hilarious: Miss Manners believes that life is a comedy of manners and here provides the stage directions.